this is incredible. except real life pirates are scary and violent, so maybe we only need more of the johnny depp kind.
ha ha
A friend of mine works at a tanning salon. She had to go to a lotion convention this weekend, I kid you not.
(via tiiinahoff)
YES I LOVE THIS!
also this:
There once was a man from Nantucket. Dave, I shot your dog. Ucket.
I find it’s best to give bad news in the form of a rhyme. Which reminds me…
There once was a man from… Schmonorrhea. YOU HAVE AIDS. Ucket.
all that blue. enough said.
We were pirates at a movie theatre. This guy didn’t want to be in the picture. He failed.
end picspams lololz.
This is still my favorite picture ever.
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